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i can’t stop peeing in my trash can

curb your enthusiasm

curb your enthusiasm

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ihopericksantorum:

Hi, I’m Chris, I’m 20 years old and I currently reside in Northeast Pennsylvania. As you can see, I was born with quite a birth defect; I have a plastic bag for a head. Doctors said my chances of seeing pass the age of two were gone in the wind. They were mind blown when they saw that I had made it so far. I’m a “miracle,” my mother tells me, and I reckon she’s right. Children at school used to torment me all the time by ridiculing me, calling me harsh names like “baggot” and the list just goes on and on. I remember a time when I went grocery shopping and the cashier asked me, “paper or plastic?” I cried. Please help raise awareness by reblogging this. It would mean more than the world to me. Thank-you.

ihopericksantorum:

Hi, I’m Chris, I’m 20 years old and I currently reside in Northeast Pennsylvania. As you can see, I was born with quite a birth defect; I have a plastic bag for a head. Doctors said my chances of seeing pass the age of two were gone in the wind. They were mind blown when they saw that I had made it so far. I’m a “miracle,” my mother tells me, and I reckon she’s right. Children at school used to torment me all the time by ridiculing me, calling me harsh names like “baggot” and the list just goes on and on. I remember a time when I went grocery shopping and the cashier asked me, “paper or plastic?” I cried. Please help raise awareness by reblogging this. It would mean more than the world to me. Thank-you.

My tumblr made the Times magazine, among other various news outlets, but I think being mentioned in the Times is pretty neat! 

The vicious incident (which the internet has blamed on an overdose of the new drug bath salts), combined with other shady, not-entirely-substantiated news reports of mysterious illnesses and folks running around Florida in HazMat suits,  has conspiracy theorists talking about the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/#ixzz1wTtzO3ds
Zombie apocalypse coming soon

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester http://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Miami, Florida Cannibal attack crime scene photo